Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Shrimp.

Shrimp are slippery when dropped on the floor and therefore my friend and I have concluded that shrimp are the banana peels of the sea. We work in the deli at Sprouts and it's next to the meat dept. They always drop shrimp and for some reason leave them on the floor for, like, 5 hours. Is this a ploy to make others slip on the shrimp? Are the meat dept. employees sociopaths? It's a dangerous world.


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